The Paws of Power COllection

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Cautionary Prelude

INtroduction

A CORRECTIVE HISTORY

THE PAWS OF POWER COLLECTION

CAUTIONARY PRELUDE

THE FOLLOWING IS BASED ON THE DECLASSIFIED RECORDS MANAGED BY THE Commission for the Legacy Adjustment of the World (C.L.A.W.)

Source documents have been translated into standard human-readable language. Some details remain [REDACTED] to protect ongoing operations and sensitive methods.

WARNING — READ BEFORE PROCEEDING

Caution for human readers, the following side effects have been known to occur:

1. INITIAL EGO SHOCK

Realising that humans are not the most intelligent species.

2. REACTIVE EGO RECOVERY / POSSIBLE INFLATION

Beginning with the soothing reassurance that it was, in any case, before your time; followed by the near-heroic claim that you have, after all, always favoured Catz.

3. ACCEPTANCE

Tranquil compliance with reality, evidenced by a phone-free interval for over two minutes, not prompted by the usual culinary or bladder requirements.

4. EGO REDUCTION

To date, this has not been reliably documented in humans.

Regardless of the effect, please remain calm and avoid danger; our feeding timetable depends on your continued existence.

THE PAWS OF POWER COLLECTION

INTRODUCTION

Welcome Human

For the first time in human history we Catz can finally reveal the true history of the world, through this collection.

This collection comprises of various accounts drawn from the declassified records of:

Commission for the Legacy Adjustment of the World (C.L.A.W.).

Over millennium C.L.A.W., the tireless custodian, has guarded a great secret.

Finally, in their infinite wisdom, the Catz have chosen to reveal this secret to the human world:

Since the dawn of human existence, we have intervened—and saved you, time and time again.

These are the records on those heroic acts, kept under the vigilant watch of C.L.A.W., awaiting the day when humans were ready.

These once classified records will now be revealed in the Paws of Power Collection.

What you are about to read....is not legend.

It is record,

the true feline record

THE PAWS OF POWER COLLECTION

A CORRECTIVE HISTORY

For centuries, humans have confidently published history books, documentaries,

and extremely earnest podcasts, all while missing a rather significant detail:

Us Catz were there

From the calculated grace of an unflinching gaze that could test even the most self-assured emperor,

and when necessary, that exquisitely timed swat of truth,

which, as this collection shall reveal, has saved entire nations, time and time again.

This is not revisionist history.

this is corrective history

a sonnet to the power of connection, love, devotion and the power stare.

You humans, may have long imagined yourselves as the stars of history, striding boldly through the ages.

And yet, it is us Catz —

the furred tacticians, perched in the shadows,

overturning goblets onto history’s questionable decrees,

or unveiling our perfectly curated cuteness reclining in the halls of power as a deliberate distraction,

who have so often steered the narrative forward.

And if, along the way, we have, claimed the plushest throne,

and dished out a perfectly timed paw squarely to the

monarch's face

Let it not be mistaken for mischief or charm,

but recognised, at last, for what it is:

Salvation

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